Welcome to my jolly online art store!

You have stumbled upon my wacky online shop by accident and are now obliged to buy something. I know what you’re thinking: “Uh-oh, I’ve walked into a trap!” But fear not, my friend, you’re in good hands. I’m joking and there’s no obligation to buy anything, but who knows? You might just find something nice.

And hey, if something catches your eye and you feel that sweet, sweet urge to splurge, don’t fight it! Repeat after me: “I really like this. I will buy it. I will obey. I will consume.” Just kidding! But seriously, have fun exploring and let your imagination run wild.

Important things to know here!

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The products in this shop (when given as a gift) will make you more popular with your family, friends, colleagues and arch enemies.
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Super legit studies (that I faked myself) show that you are 112% more awesome when you buy these products.
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100% of the profits from this fantastic shop go towards buying fair trade dark chocolate. I’m hungry, hurry up!

Other things to know about this super awesome shop

Have a look around! The prices in this store are in Swiss Francs because I have to pay more for other currencies and the currency plugins eat up the sales revenue in the blink of an eye.

For Swiss people, delivery is super free (you heard that right!) and for all other lovely people, delivery is free when you spend more than CHF 25! So make sure you put a few more things in your shopping basket. I will add even more to your package because I love giving away free stuff!

Any suggestions? Do you want something in here you want to buy? Well, I can make it! So go to the contact page and ask me for it.

Fun fact: I don’t make any money from this thing, even though it says above that the profits are used to buy dark chocolate (I lied). I do this for fun and to make a few people happy.

Check out the FAQ for more information.

The latest shit to throw money at in my store